The Face Mouth: December 2009

12/31/09

Awesome

whatever you do tonight, wherever you party, whomever you're with...

may your New Year's be brighter than Lt. Dan's.

Its a celebration

i just handed in an enormous term paper not more than 3 minutes ago. Its vacation. Its New Years Eve. My gear is so freshhh. Its a celebration.

12/28/09

this was pretty wild. far and away the best fan, player interaction i've witnessed. The cameraman returned to this guy throughout the game, until Randy finally noticed.

fast forward to about 2:10 mark.

12/23/09

Last Minute Shopping? Hey, Thats My Parking Spot!!

If you are someboady like me you have waited again to finish your holiday shopping this year. The malls are packed with crazy people trying to do more things than they have time. When driving around or looking for a parking spot, take the upper hand this year and wave people on, sit at that stop sign a little longer and be patient or pay the price.

Springfield, Mo - Caitlen S. Watkins, an 18-year-old Springfield teen was arrested after she stabbed a man several times in the chest with an icepick over a disputed parking space. According to Springfield police, the victim, 29-year-old Lonnie Sowersby, pulled into a parking space and began to walk into a Springfield Chili’s Restaurant Sunday when two people in another car began a verbal confrontation with him - claiming he had cut them off and had stolen their parking place.

When Sowersby walked by the vehicle, the driver grabbed his sleeve, preventing him from moving away from the car. That’s when Watkins reportedly got out of the car, walked up behind him and then stabbed him repeatedly with an ice pick. Investigators say Sowersby punched Watkins in the face knocking her to the ground, however she reportedly got back up and began repeatedly stabbing him again with the icepick. Tough bitch.

Sowersby was taken to a local hospital, where he was treated for six stab wounds to his body and a punctured kidney. He has since been released. Witnesses provided a vehicle description and licensed plate number, allowing police to track down Watkins - who later confessed to the stabbing.

She was booked into the Greene County Jail on charges of first-degree assault and armed criminal action. Her bail was set at $75,000.

Watkins myspace profile

12/22/09

12/17/09

Sidecans, Happy Friday

Sidecans from Canada.

12 Days of Christmas - Moody style

Welp, it's that time of year again. Gary Moody is back ladies and gentlemen and while there are many hits off his 2009 album "Moody Christmas", here is his first single - "The 12 days of Christmas - Moody style"....

On the 12th day of Christmas my Gary gave to me -
12 guica omelettes
11 soft shell tacos
10 steak fajitas
9 bonless buff wings
8 chicken nuggets
7 shots of pepto
6 cups of coffee
5 DUB BAC BURGS!!!
4 rolls of TP
3 hemroids
2 magazines
and EXPLOSIVE DIARHEIA!!!!

Gary Moody "The Man in the Can"

This is a true story.

A fourteen-year-old girl enters a U.S. Forest Service outhouse in Albany, New Hampshire. She is about to poop -- but before she does, she hears a noise. It's coming from within the deep, dark pit below. What could it be? Is it a rat? She peers closer... and sees the face of Gary Moody, 45, a convenience store owner from Maine. Mr. Moody, in the toilet tank of the outhouse, swimming in the shit of countless female hikers, waiting for some unsuspecting hiker to come along and poop on him.