Gary Moody "The Man in the Can"

This is a true story.

A fourteen-year-old girl enters a U.S. Forest Service outhouse in Albany, New Hampshire. She is about to poop -- but before she does, she hears a noise. It's coming from within the deep, dark pit below. What could it be? Is it a rat? She peers closer... and sees the face of Gary Moody, 45, a convenience store owner from Maine. Mr. Moody, in the toilet tank of the outhouse, swimming in the shit of countless female hikers, waiting for some unsuspecting hiker to come along and poop on him.