Teach Me How to Dougie - but watch out for that ice cream truck, ouch.

Tree Jumping

EyeBalling!

So here is the new way to get wrecked. I guess it hits you fast as hell and you get wasted just from a little bit. All I know is that shit must burn on your eyeball. I recommend reading the article by clicking on the title of this post. Because of recent internet limitations at work (dam barracuda) I cannot post pictures and a bunch of other things, it sucks.

Balln'

Flip Flops

Mostly everyone has seen this one. But it still makes me laugh.

New Beige - The City of Linguica, Malasadas and Assclowns like this...

New Bedford, Massachusetts - David Rahman and Eli Smith, both 20-year-old Massachusetts men, were arrested for allegedly recording themselves beating their mentally disabled roommate then posting the video on YouTube.

According to the New Bedford police Department, Smith and Rahman were squatters in a foreclosed home, when they assaulted a 23-year-old disabled man, who lived in the same house.

Investigators say the video, which has been removed from the Internet, shows the victim being dragged into a room, where he was held on the ground and was punched, kicked, burned with a lighter and sexually assaulted. The victim also sustained lacerations that required him to get stitches under his eye.

Rahman, who reportedly recorded the incident, can be heard in the video taunting the victim and telling Smith that he was going to be famous.

Smith and Rahman are both charged with rape, kidnapping and multiple counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

Ah good old NEW BEIGE... I'm pumped for the Maderia Feast!!

La-Z-Boy Recliner.... all tricked out

Duluth, Minnesota – Dennis Anderson, 62, was sentenced Monday after pleading guilty to DUI charges.
According to police reports, Anderson was arrested in Proctor, MN in August 2008 by local deputies when he was caught operating the motorized recliner while under the influence.
The Proctor Police Department say Anderson left a bar in Proctor in his La-Z-Boy, which is equipped with a radio, headlights, cup holders, and is powered by a lawn mower engine, after having eight or nine beers. A woman jumped on to the chair, at which point Proctor lost control and ran in to a parked car. His BAC was more than three times the legal limit.
Anderson was sentenced to 180 days in the St. Louis County jail and fined $2000, plus court fees. However, the judge stated she would commute the jail time and half of the fine provided Anderson complete two years of supervised probation and be electronically monitored for 30 days. He must also concede to random drug testing and complete a chemical dependency program.

How much for the La-Z-Boy???? I want to buy it.

Man dupes Florida women into changing his diapers for three months

Melbourne, Florida - Janet Schulte, a Melbourne, Florida woman has filed a complaint with Florida authorities claiming she was duped into changing an adult male's diapers for three months believing he was mentally disabled. She later discovered he didn't have a disability at all.

"I consented to change his diapers, but I legitimately thought this man needed help," said Schulte. "How can that not be a crime for him to come into my house and expose himself?"

According to Schulte, the ruse began when she placed an ad on Craigslist offering child care services. That's when a man reportedly called, asking if she knew any special needs caregivers. Schulte says the man explained that her brother had been injured in a car accident and suffered from physical and mental disabilities - including weak arms, bladder control problems and the mental capacity of a child. He then reportedly offered her $600 a month to care for his brother.

Schulte told the Brevard County Sheriff's office she cared for the man for three months - changing his diapers, massaging his head and bottle feeding him at her home. She later discovered the man and brother were the same person after her husband became suspicious and followed him away from their home where he was seen getting into a vehicle and driving away.

Schulte took her complaint to Brevard County deputies who took the case to prosecutors. Prosecutors refused to pursue charges, saying Schulte was paid for services she agreed to provide. When deputies questioned the man, he reportedly admitted to the scam but claimed he was suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome.

Btw, that picture is not the actual person but its pretty funny thou...