Latest single off "Moody Christmas"...

You know Sheffield and Payton and Cooper and Coleman
Busey and Sinise and Player and Oldman....
But do you recallllll, the most famous Gary....of allll...

Gary the drug store owner
Had a very strange lifestyle.
He would sit inside toilets
with a creepy Moody smile.
All of the toilet users
used to crap and pee on him.
They never let poor Gary
enjoy his daily crap filled swim.
Then one humid summer day
A little girl came to say...
Gary with your eyes so bright
guess who's going to jail tonight.
Then all the police came running,
washed away the crap and pee.
Gary the drug store ownder
you'll go down in historyyyyyyyy!