There are other tanaholics that I truly respect. This would be the tanaholic that has progressed to a level of addiction that is irreversable, but who is also aware of their disease and who embrace their sickness. These fine men take their tanning seriously and usually spend half the year in Florida to maintain euphoric levels of sun intake. Will they die of skin cancer? Probably, but as long as they are happy, chillin' at the beach, and soaking in the sun with views of younger women in bikinis they are cool with me. The next time you see a guy like this at the beach, give him a head node and a lil' respect...he is slowly dying, but he is doing it on his terms and he is in it to win it as the tannest guy at the beach.
8/30/08
Where do YOU draw the line?
There are other tanaholics that I truly respect. This would be the tanaholic that has progressed to a level of addiction that is irreversable, but who is also aware of their disease and who embrace their sickness. These fine men take their tanning seriously and usually spend half the year in Florida to maintain euphoric levels of sun intake. Will they die of skin cancer? Probably, but as long as they are happy, chillin' at the beach, and soaking in the sun with views of younger women in bikinis they are cool with me. The next time you see a guy like this at the beach, give him a head node and a lil' respect...he is slowly dying, but he is doing it on his terms and he is in it to win it as the tannest guy at the beach.
8/29/08
How to Fold a Shirt
On the age-old preference question of whether it's a great ass, or a sweet pair of cans...I can say without a doubt that i'm a Can-Man.
So is it weird that i truly admired her shirt folding technique?
SFW (sort of)
Dr Dre's Son Found Dead
Young was out the previous night and returned home around 5:30 A.M., according to Assistant Chief Ed Winter. His mother went to check on him in his bedroom around 10 A.M., found him unresponsive, and called 911. He was 20 years of age.
The cause of death is pending completion of a toxicology report." - hiphopgame.com
Horrible news.....
BAD DRIVERS
I was born and raised in Massachusetts therefore I’m naturally an outstanding driver! Unfortunately this is not true for everyone. This is the first complaint of many that I will be writing about.
Have you ever been sitting in traffic thinking that there is one asshole that is causing the whole thing. Like when the fast lane comes to a complete stop and the lanes to the right are still flying by. That’s because some jerk realized that he was going to miss his exit so he put his blinker on and came to a stop in the middle of the highway. Obviously because the other lanes are traveling at 55+ it is virtually impossible for him to make a move so he just sits there. Very similar to the guy who comes to a stop at the end of an onramp and then tries to dart out into the highway. If you’re going to miss your exit do what I do… Stay at a reasonable speed and work your way to the breakdown lane. You then put your car in reverse and back up to your exit ramp. But seriously you can’t just stop your vehicle in the middle of the highway or any other road for that matter.
Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Shit Blizzard
Today's shit analogy
8/28/08
Can of whip ass!
All Dead, All Dead
8/27/08
Radiohead covering Neil Young
8/25/08
Rock Bottom
8/22/08
Meet your Newest Celtic - Darius Miles
Look at this season: I’m your franchise player, what is a Darius Miles bobble head like? Didn’t have one. And every time they had those little things with players talking on big screen, you ain’t never see me saying nothing on that do you?
It’s like you are telling me I’m this franchise player, but hey … once I noticed it, and I was like dang, I don’t have no bobble head? They tried to get me one at the last minute, and I was like, ‘No, I’m fine.’"
So I have invited a few more individuals to join and am trying to get them set up as administrators - in the meantime one of them asked me to post his first contribution - anyone who is familiar with Arrested Development will love this - if your not familiar with it I suggest you stop whatever you may be doing presently and catch up with one of the best shows ever
Step Brothers
Check out Steve Nash's floor humps - very similar to a creepy Asian man who you used to hump the ground at CBC with 10 year-old children looking on in astonishment - also evidence as to why Steve Nash might be the coolest man on the planet
8/21/08
Weezer is Coming, Hooray!! To, umm.....Lowell
I'm a little puzzled by Weezer's choice of venue on this one, granted i've never been to the Tsongas Arena before. But i have been to Lowell, and aside from producing Jack Kerouac and some notable textiles...let's just leave it at that.
But if you think i won't be there to see a revitalized Weezer rock my fucking socks off, you're dead wrong...
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Jimmy the Cab Driver
Remember Jimmy the Cab driver? He's Back!!! I've been wondering what happened to this dude and found a pile of all the old MTV stuff and also ran into this newer clip about George Bush. I can't get enough of this charecter even tho everything else Donal Logue has done, besides Jimmy McBride, has been lame. Check out the Zeppelin unplugged promo also http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZoSBwgdG6c&feature=related
8/20/08
thriller - michael jackson
Thriller is so badass I couldn't figure out how to embed a youtube video into this post.... it wouldn't let me...
so all you get is this url link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8
oh yeah, and.... I think I smell a huge costume party this halloween.....
Shit Hawks
Today's Shit Analogy. Just ignore the annoying subtitles.
Fastest Man Alive!
Ken Read of PUMA Ocean Racing talks about sailing a 70 foot boat around the world
Ken Read on WBCN
Ken Read, the skipper of the boat that looks like a shoe and can reach speeds of 45 mph, talks to boston radio about the Volvo Ocean Race.
No videos kids, sorry, this is audio only. Still interesting to listen to.
Ken Read, a fellow BU alum, and way more bad ass sailor than I will be skippering a 70 foot boat around the world in search of fame, glory and bragging rights.
I think anyone that sails views competing in the Volvo Ocean Race as one of the pinnacles of the sport. I am no exception and would give lots of things to be able to be a part of this race, even in the least.
PUMA also gets a big shout for throwing so much money into the sport of Sailing, and really attempting to get more and more people interested. www.pumaoceanracing.com
The VOR will be stopping in Boston at some point in May, and you better believe for that 2 week celebration I'm going to be taking my full hour lunch down at fan pier rubbing elbows with some of the most BAMFing sailors in the world.
www.volvooceanrace.org
8/19/08
Shit Moths
Kite Boarder Loses, Big-time
Somebody had a case of the Mondays
Friends, Compatriots, lend me your keyboards.
Watch me unleash fury and unbridled rage on my coworkers for being saddled with unnecessary TPS reports.
"No Man, shit no, I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that"
8/18/08
Caillou . .
Ok, so this thing's interesting. It's almost as if a canoe and a sunfish did it dirty and by some miracle had a baby that was both a canoe and sail dinghy. Seems like getting down with one of these Caillou things might be tough to manage (no boom, chaotic tacking/jibing etc) but, this dude sailing it here obviously rocks! Caillou also comes with an optional double boat bike dolly.
8/17/08
Fame!!
8/15/08
F#CK YEAH - Scientists say they're closer to invisibility material
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible.
Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects.
Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional objects.
The findings, by scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are to be released later this week in the journals Nature and Science.
The new work moves scientists a step closer to hiding people and objects from visible light, which could have broad applications, including military ones.
Don't Miss
People can see objects because they scatter the light that strikes them, reflecting some of it back to the eye.
Cloaking uses materials, known as metamaterials, to deflect radar, light or other waves around an object.
Metamaterials are mixtures of metal and circuit board materials such as ceramic, Teflon or fibre composite.8/11/08
Everything I know I learned from Dumb and Dumber
Thoughts on the Manny Trade
I asked several people what one is to do when their favorite player gets traded off their favorite baseball team. The responses ranged from "start crying," or "get drunk." I chose the latter of the two, and I realized that Manny is still my favorite baseball player regardless of what uniform he wears.
I'm not sure whether or not it was a smart business move to trade Manny, we'll have to see how Jason Bay pans out, but I do know that I feel insanely lucky to have had the chance to watch a sure-in hall-a-famer win two World Series for the Red Sox.
Needless to say my No. 99 Dodgers Jersey is on order.
Struggling
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