Fame!!

Well, social commentary # 1 here...give the world the next best thing, and they'll blow you like the wind does Kansas. No kidding. Chances are, as i type this there's a merger in the works between the agents of Michael Phelps and about a dozen A-List hot chicks looking to ramp-up their public image. And by merger, i mean Mike's about to get laaaiiid. I'm pretty sure that's how it works in Hollywood.

But somewhere in this giant global ball-washing for our countries' newest phenom, there's an important message: Invest your kids in the most outrageous shit (like swimming), because you never know what will pay off. Chris Pinault swears on grooming his kid to be an NFL punter. I think there's something to that...