Holy Testicle Tuesday - Selita Banks

New Beige Locals Toss Dog Out of Car

New Bedford, Massachusetts. Cousins Jimmy Correa, 24, and Jenny Torres, 31, were arraigned Wednesday on felony animal abuse charges after they reportedly tossed a dog out the window of a speeding car. Now they want the dog back.

According to New Bedford Police, a witnesses watched Monday as a 1-year-old Chihuahua named Princess flew out the window of a speeding SUV.Witnesses told authorities they first thought the dog might have fallen out of the car by accident. That impression changed, however, when the couple reportedly circled back towards the dog and yelled insults at it. Witnesses took down the plate info and called the cops.

This is why I love New Bedford. Just last weekend I witnessed my neighbor tossing stuff out her 2nd floor window at her boyfriend. I tried to catch it on my phone camera but was unsuccessful.

Holy Testicle Tuesday - Doutzen Kroes

Can you spot the guy who's here on business?

Forget ethnic profiling. Omar Ahkmed Bin-Laden over here wasn't very difficult to point out. While everyone else was cheering, he was making the "throat slit" gesture.

Announcement

Dear friends,

Due to a strong and sudden desire to purchase this automobile, admission to all parties this summer at 26 1/2 Calvert Street will now be set at 10$ dollars per person.

Additional surcharges may apply.

thank you. - JlB

Glen Davis!

Who's Bringin the Boomers to Saco This Year

This is by far my proudest posting.

John Tesh

Blow out! John Tesh, this event, and his bandmates are pushing an extreme that is so over the top it blows my fucking mind.

I Still Love Manny

Ok. So he tested positive. (Like any of you would pass a drug test)

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

I never thought I'd understand where the SF Giants fans' were coming from when they cheered for Captain Smallhead (Barry Bonds) everytime he appeared at AT&T Park.

Although I haven't had much time for it to soak in yet, as far as I can tell, I still love Manny.

Shameless Self Promotion - "Instrumental Mixtape Vol. 1" by Bo Williams

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Holy Testicle Tuesday - Jarah Mariano