Coffee Name Presents Irony at its Best

When I drink my coffee in the morning I also experience what I like to refer to as the "morning thunder." Like, "this morning when I got to work, as soon as I had a sip of coffee I had to hit up the bathroom and release the morning thunder."

I practically cried in Ocean State Job Lot when I saw this coffee.

Best Guinness Commercial Ever!

John Daly to the rescue!

This guy knows how to party and he can hit a golf ball 400 yards drunk! Not easy to do.

http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/golf/view/2008_10_30_Cops_take_in_drunken_John_Daly/srvc=sports&position=also

Banner Boner

Giant banner boner. Defend that title boys.

Listen in the Missionary Position - Death from Above "Blood on hands" Justice Remix

Women Be Stompin

Hope this helps you all get through your hump day.

Green Cats

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/10/23/scicat123.xml

Halloween Party

Holy Testicle Tuesday - Jessica Alba

I've slacked the past couple weeks on Holy Testicular Tuesday. I blacked out.

I thought I'd bring back an instant classic, Jessica Alba. When a good friend goes for 8 yanks in one day, I'm sure he'll refer to you frequently and often.

Best Halloween Costumes So Far.....

Officer Dangle

Bret the Hitman Heart

Mike Singletary is a Badass

Listen in the MIssionary Position - Ting Tings "Shut up and Let me go"

Dog Poops Giant Poop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OetsQGj5Pk

YOU ALL HAVE TO CLICK THIS LINK AND WATCH THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO. Hilarious.

Notorious Move Trailer

Canseco is and has..."The Dullest Pencil" in the Box

Facemouth readers and contributors never touch the "juice," it will shrink your balls, rob your manhood and in Conseco's case turn you into an emotional whiney attention-needing bitch!

Source: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3655031

At one point in the television program, Canseco is shown at an appointment with a Santa Monica physician asking to be weaned off steroids for good to restore his testosterone levels.
"My body forgot how to make testosterone," Canseco said, according to the Daily News. " ... Steroids and the use of steroids destroyed my life completely. Maybe [steroid use] will change some things chemically in me. I don't know what's going to happen."

Monday Does Suck. But Imagine Being Eaten by a Shark.

A Case of the Mondays

Do your Mondays suck as much as mine do? Monday, Monday, Monday...God I hate Mondays.

The good times of the weekend seem like so far ago and I am left feeling worse than a hobo. the weekend rocked and I got cocked, now I am sighing feeling like I just got cock blocked. the sox were on the brink and now they are out so all i can do is sit at my desk and pout. Fuck you Monday,I hate you!

Hip Hop Friday - "Relapse Freestyle" Eminem

the man is sick at rapping. and his beats are tight as hell. a bit "thriller-ish"

Listen in the Missionary Position - Kings of Leon "Revelry"

My favorite track off their new album. Def. an instant classic album.

Hip Hop Friday - The Game "My Life" and "360"

I really like this song. Game is one of the best rappers out for sure.

Hip Hop Friday - "Get Up" 50 Cent

New 50.

Hip Hop Friday - Timbaland "Talk that Shit"

Are you ready for some baseball?!?

This series is going to be a battle! I predict Sox in 6. Go RED SOX!!!!!

Chourico at D and D's

"If you’ve ever thought “where’s the chourico” in your favorite coffee brewer’s breakfast sandwich, you can stop wondering.
The mighty and spicy Portuguese chourico has inspired Dunkin’ Donuts to roll out a new breakfast sandwich in shops located in southeastern Massachusetts and Rhode Island." - The Fall River Herald

I can now die a happy man.

Things Get Awkward in the Locker Room After the Sox Win the ALDS

I don't necessarily try to be bad-mannered, but, I guess it's just the way I am. Anyhow, this photo made me chuckle as I reveled in the Sox victory and perused through their celebration photos.

John Henry Smokes a Blunt After the Sox Win ALDS

I knew that there was a secret to John Henry's successes.

Hammered Fan Break Dances After Sox Win ALDS

Holy Testicle Tuesday - Webcam Girl

Unbelievable. Right On

This is so sweet! Bonner jams 08.

Phish back at it!!?

"Phish returns to the stage for three concerts at the Hampton Coliseum in Hampton, Virginia on March 6, 7 and 8, 2009.

A limited number of tickets are available directly through Phish Tickets' online ticketing system at http://phish.portals.musictoday.com/ . The ticketing request period is currently underway and will end on Wednesday, October 8th at 11:59AM EST.

Tickets go on sale to the public on Saturday, October 18th at 10 AM EST.
The band intends to announce additional touring in 2009 early next year."

Hippies everywhere must have just shit their pants, right ? They were lazily sweeping their porches, waiting customers behind the deli counter, gathering crystals, doing whatever else it is that hippies do, when all of a sudden they heard the announcement sound-off like the fucking horn of Helm's Deep...and they just dropped everything and went running...

Yup, Phish is back!!! And although all the details haven't emerged yet, i would bet that Phish is planning a full-on revival with an extended east coast tour, and maybe even some kind of late summer festival/campout to wrap it up.

Time to relive my drug-addled youth!!!