Coffee Name Presents Irony at its Best

When I drink my coffee in the morning I also experience what I like to refer to as the "morning thunder." Like, "this morning when I got to work, as soon as I had a sip of coffee I had to hit up the bathroom and release the morning thunder."

I practically cried in Ocean State Job Lot when I saw this coffee.

Best Guinness Commercial Ever!

John Daly to the rescue!

This guy knows how to party and he can hit a golf ball 400 yards drunk! Not easy to do.

http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/golf/view/2008_10_30_Cops_take_in_drunken_John_Daly/srvc=sports&position=also

Banner Boner

Giant banner boner. Defend that title boys.

Listen in the Missionary Position - Death from Above "Blood on hands" Justice Remix

Women Be Stompin

Hope this helps you all get through your hump day.

Green Cats

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/10/23/scicat123.xml

Halloween Party

Holy Testicle Tuesday - Jessica Alba

I've slacked the past couple weeks on Holy Testicular Tuesday. I blacked out.

I thought I'd bring back an instant classic, Jessica Alba. When a good friend goes for 8 yanks in one day, I'm sure he'll refer to you frequently and often.

Best Halloween Costumes So Far.....

Officer Dangle

Bret the Hitman Heart

Mike Singletary is a Badass

Listen in the MIssionary Position - Ting Tings "Shut up and Let me go"

Dog Poops Giant Poop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OetsQGj5Pk

YOU ALL HAVE TO CLICK THIS LINK AND WATCH THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO. Hilarious.

Notorious Move Trailer

Canseco is and has..."The Dullest Pencil" in the Box

Facemouth readers and contributors never touch the "juice," it will shrink your balls, rob your manhood and in Conseco's case turn you into an emotional whiney attention-needing bitch!

Source: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3655031

At one point in the television program, Canseco is shown at an appointment with a Santa Monica physician asking to be weaned off steroids for good to restore his testosterone levels.
"My body forgot how to make testosterone," Canseco said, according to the Daily News. " ... Steroids and the use of steroids destroyed my life completely. Maybe [steroid use] will change some things chemically in me. I don't know what's going to happen."