Latest single off "Moody Christmas"...

You know Sheffield and Payton and Cooper and Coleman
Busey and Sinise and Player and Oldman....
But do you recallllll, the most famous Gary....of allll...

Gary the drug store owner
Had a very strange lifestyle.
He would sit inside toilets
with a creepy Moody smile.
All of the toilet users
used to crap and pee on him.
They never let poor Gary
enjoy his daily crap filled swim.
Then one humid summer day
A little girl came to say...
Gary with your eyes so bright
guess who's going to jail tonight.
Then all the police came running,
washed away the crap and pee.
Gary the drug store ownder
you'll go down in historyyyyyyyy!

12 Days of Christmas - Moody style

Welp, it's that time of year again. Gary Moody is back ladies and gentlemen and while there are many hits off his 2009 album "Moody Christmas", here is his first single - "The 12 days of Christmas - Moody style"....

On the 12th day of Christmas my Gary gave to me -
12 guica omelettes
11 soft shell tacos
10 steak fajitas
9 bonless buff wings
8 chicken nuggets
7 shots of pepto
6 cups of coffee
5 DUB BAC BURGS!!!
4 rolls of TP
3 hemroids
2 magazines
and EXPLOSIVE DIARHEIA!!!!

He has arrived!

Will this man help the Celtics win? I think he will be like Randy Moss and just shut up and play, and be damn good at it!

But this guy below on the other hand, they had to cut him......

Best Picture of Fatty Ever?

SACO River Comedy