Fart Hard

It's official, the new slogan for http://www.thefacemouth.com, is "fart hard." 

 I'm thinking of going for the "Live Strong," Lance Armstrong style bracelets, that just say "Fart Hard."

Thanks to HECTOR AURELIUS for the photo contribution. 

Eggplant Humor

Thanks to www.thefacemouth.com contributor JH for the photo!

Listen in the Missionary Position - "What If I Kissed You" by Drake

Jackass 3D

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't pumped to watch Jackass 3D!

Listen in the Missionary Position - Tricycle Express by Mr. Oizo & Gaspard Aug

A few dudes from Ed Banger Records are doing the soundtrack to a movie coming out soon called Rubber. This is the first track I've heard from the release and it rips.

Monday's Music Video with Beavis and Butthead

The Most Interesting Man in the World

I've been on a Dos Equis kick, the dark brew is really good. Plus this dude is so badass.

Listen in the Missionary Position - "They Reminisce Over You," by Pete Rock and C.L Smooth

A little old school for that ass. Pete Rock is one of the best producers in the game, still, and he's been doing it for a long ass time, probably since before I was born. One of my favorite old school jams by him.

Shameless Self Promotion - Taxes by Jobo

A nice new long one from Jobo.

World Record - Fattest Cat

Monday's Music Video with Beavis and Butthead

Man Argues with Goat

Your Soul is Dog Shit You Cock Juggling Thundercunt

William Wallace the Jew hater

When is the last time you shit your pants?

"I am good for it once or twice a year."