12/22/09
Latest single off "Moody Christmas"...
You know Sheffield and Payton and Cooper and Coleman
Busey and Sinise and Player and Oldman....
But do you recallllll, the most famous Gary....of allll...
Gary the drug store owner
Had a very strange lifestyle.
He would sit inside toilets
with a creepy Moody smile.
All of the toilet users
used to crap and pee on him.
They never let poor Gary
enjoy his daily crap filled swim.
Then one humid summer day
A little girl came to say...
Gary with your eyes so bright
guess who's going to jail tonight.
Then all the police came running,
washed away the crap and pee.
Gary the drug store ownder
you'll go down in historyyyyyyyy!
Busey and Sinise and Player and Oldman....
But do you recallllll, the most famous Gary....of allll...
Gary the drug store owner
Had a very strange lifestyle.
He would sit inside toilets
with a creepy Moody smile.
All of the toilet users
used to crap and pee on him.
They never let poor Gary
enjoy his daily crap filled swim.
Then one humid summer day
A little girl came to say...
Gary with your eyes so bright
guess who's going to jail tonight.
Then all the police came running,
washed away the crap and pee.
Gary the drug store ownder
you'll go down in historyyyyyyyy!
12/19/09
12/17/09
12 Days of Christmas - Moody style
Welp, it's that time of year again. Gary Moody is back ladies and gentlemen and while there are many hits off his 2009 album "Moody Christmas", here is his first single - "The 12 days of Christmas - Moody style"....
On the 12th day of Christmas my Gary gave to me -
12 guica omelettes
11 soft shell tacos
10 steak fajitas
9 bonless buff wings
8 chicken nuggets
7 shots of pepto
6 cups of coffee
5 DUB BAC BURGS!!!
4 rolls of TP
3 hemroids
2 magazines
and EXPLOSIVE DIARHEIA!!!!
On the 12th day of Christmas my Gary gave to me -
12 guica omelettes
11 soft shell tacos
10 steak fajitas
9 bonless buff wings
8 chicken nuggets
7 shots of pepto
6 cups of coffee
5 DUB BAC BURGS!!!
4 rolls of TP
3 hemroids
2 magazines
and EXPLOSIVE DIARHEIA!!!!
Gary Moody "The Man in the Can"
This is a true story.A fourteen-year-old girl enters a U.S. Forest Service outhouse in Albany, New Hampshire. She is about to poop -- but before she does, she hears a noise. It's coming from within the deep, dark pit below. What could it be? Is it a rat? She peers closer... and sees the face of Gary Moody, 45, a convenience store owner from Maine. Mr. Moody, in the toilet tank of the outhouse, swimming in the shit of countless female hikers, waiting for some unsuspecting hiker to come along and poop on him.
If you don't already love the Saints, learn to...
Hip Hop Fridays - ODB Reunited
R.I.P. Dirt Dog, Big Baby Jesus, Ol Dirty Bastard, Russell Jones, Dirt McGirt, Osirus and many many more...
Labels:
Big Baby Jesus,
Dirt Dog,
Dirt McGirt,
Hip Hop Friday,
Ol Dirty Bastard,
Osirus,
Russell Jones,
Wu Tang Clan
Bugatti
I am no car nut, but this thing is ridiculous. Tops out at 250 mph. Road head in a Bugatti would be the ultimate. The first half of the clip talks about the vehicle specs and at abotu 3:30 they get into the road test.
12/16/09
I was in goddamn Nirvana
I don't know why. Maybe its the holidays. Maybe its the boredom of wednesday. but suddenly my instinct tells me to launch into a mini alcohol bender and see what happens.
12/13/09
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