6/4/09

Arson Destroyed Topless Coffee Shop in Maine

Grand View Topless Coffee Shop in Vassalboro, just north of Augusta was intentionally set on fire. Jokes about cup size came to a halt after patrons received the news. Strangely enough many locals did not approve of the coffee shop. Someone recently called police to complain that a waitress was outside the business without a shirt on. My guess is that it was a female that complained and a female that set the place on fire. I've taken many business trips up that way and I've had this place on my agenda for awhile now. It will be missed.

Here is another nice place with the same atmosphere just not topless and on the opposite coast.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/dpgo_The_New_Sexy_Vietnamese_Cafes_20090526_2515813

6/1/09

Mr. Esquandolas provides insight and wisdom

First I would like to thank all original contributors for their relentless hilarity and magnetic introspection.

It is with great respect and humbling admiration that I post my first contribution.

Keeping it simple and to the point I would like to share the thoughts of a few phans that were present at Fenway, along with some other heads that spun.

Luckily the reporter was able to find the right people to shed some light on the sitch.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Marco Esquandolas...

5/22/09

New Beige Locals Toss Dog Out of Car



New Bedford, Massachusetts. Cousins Jimmy Correa, 24, and Jenny Torres, 31, were arraigned Wednesday on felony animal abuse charges after they reportedly tossed a dog out the window of a speeding car. Now they want the dog back.
According to New Bedford Police, a witnesses watched Monday as a 1-year-old Chihuahua named Princess flew out the window of a speeding SUV.Witnesses told authorities they first thought the dog might have fallen out of the car by accident. That impression changed, however, when the couple reportedly circled back towards the dog and yelled insults at it. Witnesses took down the plate info and called the cops.
This is why I love New Bedford. Just last weekend I witnessed my neighbor tossing stuff out her 2nd floor window at her boyfriend. I tried to catch it on my phone camera but was unsuccessful.

5/18/09

Can you spot the guy who's here on business?




Forget ethnic profiling. Omar Ahkmed Bin-Laden over here wasn't very difficult to point out. While everyone else was cheering, he was making the "throat slit" gesture.

5/11/09

Announcement




Dear friends,

Due to a strong and sudden desire to purchase this automobile, admission to all parties this summer at 26 1/2 Calvert Street will now be set at 10$ dollars per person.

Additional surcharges may apply.

thank you. - JlB

Glen Davis!

5/8/09

Who's Bringin the Boomers to Saco This Year




This is by far my proudest posting.

John Tesh



Blow out! John Tesh, this event, and his bandmates are pushing an extreme that is so over the top it blows my fucking mind.

5/7/09

I Still Love Manny

Ok. So he tested positive. (Like any of you would pass a drug test)

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

I never thought I'd understand where the SF Giants fans' were coming from when they cheered for Captain Smallhead (Barry Bonds) everytime he appeared at AT&T Park.

Although I haven't had much time for it to soak in yet, as far as I can tell, I still love Manny.

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