T-Rex

You've probably seen Rob Dyrdek's new show Fantasy Factory--and Rob's dope little T-Rex that he rides around in. Street legal. 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. Manufactured by a company called Campagna out of Canada.

And in case you were wondering, MSRP $50,000.

So why is everything i want so pathetically out of reach?? And then the answer hit me, right when i posted the photo for this thing...

I Should Joined Band

Holy Testicle Tuesday

Great Durex Commercial

RIP - Notorious BIG

Please play "Hypnotize" at my funeral as well.

Man on a Wire

We we're talking about this the other day. Extreme, even with the possibility of grabbing the wire to save yourself...


just ignore the cheese at the end of this

Hip Hop Friday - Pete Rock "Pete's Jazz"

Manny still amazes me

"Ex-Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez put his Ritz-Carlton penthouse on the market for $8.5 million yesterday, the same day the slugger inked a $45 million deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers...

Ramirez, who bought the place in 2001 for $5.8 million, put the penthouse up for sale once before, listing it at $6.9 million in 2005."

So let me get this straight. Manny bought the place in 2001 for 5.8 Million before the housing market collapsed, attempted to re-sell it for 6.9 Mil in 2005, and is now willing to "unload" it for a cool 8.5??

All joking aside, do you think Manny is even aware that the economy is in crisis?

Either he has surrounded himself with complete idiots who tell him just what he wants to hear. Or, he just doesnt give a shit about anything.

I'd like to think it's the latter.

Magic Beans

I wasn't aware that Bill was down with magic beans too.......

Thanks to the Boston Globe for this gem.

Man admits attacking Chuck E. Cheese mascot

A gem in the Standard Times....

"NEW BEDFORD — A Fairhaven man will pay a $500 fine after pleading guilty Monday to assaulting a Chuck E. Cheese mascot last year in Dartmouth.

Trahan Pires, 34, ripped the mascot's headwear off, pointed a finger at the man underneath the mouse costume and yelled at him because he thought the mascot had picked up his son and pinned him against a video game, court records said.

The incident occurred in May 2008, during a birthday party for Pires' 11-year-old son at the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in the Dartmouth Towne Center.

During the party, the boy ran to his relatives crying, saying that "Chuck" the mascot had picked him up by the arms, pinned him against a game and ordered the boy to leave him alone, court records said.

Jessie Carvalho, 19, who was dressed as the mascot, told police that while he was walking through the gaming area, a group of youths jumped on him, tried to knock him over and remove his costume.

Carvalho said he put his arms forward to move the youths away from him but never grabbed any of them, court records said.

Carvalho was charged with assault and battery but was acquitted Jan. 12 after a jury trial in New Bedford District Court.

A woman who was present in the restaurant said she saw Carvalho telling the youths to stop but said he never grabbed any of them. She added that Carvalho accidentally bumped Pires' son while turning around, court records aid.

The boy did not have any visible injuries and resumed playing with his friends after police interviewed him at the restaurant, court records said.

Meanwhile, prosecutors had requested that Pires — who was charged with assault and battery — serve six months in jail and attend anger management classes.

Judge John M. Julian ordered Pires to pay a fine instead."

Nurses Fired Over Cell Phone Photos Of Patient

This kind of stuff cracks me up.....

"LAKE GENEVA, Wis. -- Nurses accused of photographing a patient and posting the pictures on the Internet have been fired. The investigation started with an anonymous call from an employee at Mercy Walworth Medical Center in Lake Geneva, with the allegation that a nurse took pictures of a patient with her cell phone and posted them on her Facebook page.Last week, the nurse told 12 News she never posted the pictures on the Internet. Investigators have since interviewed the nurse and said she offered more details."There were two nurses that independently took a picture each of an X-ray of a patient," Walworth County Undersheriff Kurt Picknell said.The patient was admitted to the emergency room with an object lodged in his rectum. Police said the nurse explained she and a co-worker snapped photos when they learned it was a sex device. Police said discussion about the incident was posted on her Facebook page, but they haven't found anyone who actually saw the pictures.The nurse removed her Facebook page from the Internet last week. Without more, Picknell said this conduct does not appear to violate any state laws. He has referred the case to the FBI."We've notified federal authorities of this allegation to see if there are federal violations, most notably HIPAA violations, patient rights," he said.The hospital did not return a call seeking comment."

Brilliant Product Names Pt. 3 - Morning Burst

Facial scrub named Morning Burst, what more can I say besides Brilliant product naming?

Nad's Hair Removal, Morning Thunder Coffee.... they just keep getting better.....

Is there anybody out there?

despite our rad new image (many thanks to Mikey-Mike), the Facemouth looks like it's dying. Neglected, by the very bros it was designed to reach.

It's like some little bird, flying off in the distance. So before it's fucking gone completely...

Boeinnngg!!!

Saw this on Fox news tonight. Apparently Southwest Airlines has unveiled their latest Boeing 737 Commerical Jet--the Bar Rafaeli edition. Some kind of promo set to the release of the 09 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

I mean, you really gotta hand it to Southwest here. Just when public sensitivity and political correctness have reached all time highs.......... they go and plaster a pair of kong-size titties front and center.

Staying Alive

i had never seen this before, and i doubt anyone else has either.

if there's one song that makes me want to do space coke every time i hear it, this is it. Among the most enormous dance tracks ever created.