Listen in the Missionary Position - "Rock Steady" by No Doubt

Shit...

Gillette Stadium just set a record for the largest collective utterance of the word "Fuck."

May the Pats be with You

To all of you out there who's "new-season" boner is as triumphant as mine...

May the Pats be with you.

It's the WEEKEND!!!!!

Elephant kicks heroin habit

BEIJING - A once drug-addled elephant fed heroin-laced bananas by illegal traders will return home after emerging clean from a three-year detox program on China's tropical island province of Hainan.

This video shows what happens when they experiance withdrawals.

Actual Story
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26540351/?GT1=43001

Hip Hop Friday - "Stay on Your Level" Charles Hamilton

Bring It, Hanna!

"Tropical Storm Hanna is expected to churn up the Atlantic coast and lash Eastern Massachusetts this weekend with 40 mph winds and up to three inches of rain....

"'They are still playing with the track, but the trend has been coming right over on top of us.'" said Charley Foley, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Taunton.

There is, however, some good news. As Hannah moves north, it is expected to morph from a tropical storm into an extra-tropical storm. That technical change means that the center of the swirl of clouds will cool, causing the storm to lose some of it's punch."

Extratropical? 40 Mph winds? What the crap is that all about. I mean, here i was getting my hopes up for 'el huracan' and up from the south comes this weakling. Under normal circumstances, i don't like challenging Mother Nature to a pissing contest, but enough is enough. We haven't had a legit hurricane since Bob. 17 years it's been. So much for that. 

Ouch!!

Does this cop not notice that he is standing in the middle of a fucking parking lot. Is there really a need to tape out yet another straight line? And since when does the driver have to help the police set up the sobriety test. "I need you to help me out." What a coincidence buddy because I'm going to need your help not to break my face! Plus I think this guy is unraveling duck tape which we all know can be a difficult task. Then once the guy falls the officer shows no remorse. That's because he set this poor guy up for a fall, literally!

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

"Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong." BBC.com

Thanks to Bluey for this rediculous article.

Dubai.... How sick are they

So we all know how rediculous Dubai is. Today they announced that their already tallest building in the world is going to get even taller, boasting 160 stories. Approx 2,953 feet in Sept 09 is the publics guessing final height, thats crazy big.

This rotating building that is being constructed blows my mind. Its plan to be completed in 2009 as well. Dubai is just blowing my mind, the amount of wealth and power, it seems like a place of the future. Take a minute and check out all the crazy shit going on out there.

SAM CHAMPION, HEAVENLY BENDER OUT NOW!!!

Sam Champion's new album, HEAVENLY BENDER is out now at all stores virtual and real. Buy it. Tell your friends to buy it. Tell your family to buy it. Tell your foes to buy it.

Listen in the Missionary Position - "Sex on Fire" By Kings of Leon

Holy Testical Tuesday - Allesandra Ambrosio

Guitar Tone from Hell

Been on my usual "delta blues" tear these past few days, and came across this little gem of Derek Trucks slaying his SG on some kind of radio promo with his wife, Susan Tedeschi.

Which made me think, if i was ever married to a chick who could sing the blues like she does, it would scare the hell out of me. I mean, how do you win an argument against someone who sounds like that?? Sorry buddy, but clearly your woman has the upper hand...

Listen in the Missionary Position - "Your Voice" by Santogold