Shit Moths

Introducing "Today's Shit Analogy," a daily exclusive on the Facemouth featuring a personal role model of mine, Mr. Jim Lahey. 

Kite Boarder Loses, Big-time

As a lover of action sports, this clip makes me question a few things. As unintelligent as surfing a soon-to-be category two cane might be, aren't these kites equipped with release mechanisms, for just such an occasion?? 

Just goes to show that whatever the risk, whether it be pulling-out or kite surfing a hurricane, it's all about the reaction time. 

Is this real? Who knows? This could be the real thing or it could also be some redneck who drank a little too much Budweiser. They are calling it a "juvenlie sasquatch", ha, real creative. If you believe that BIGFOOT exists, may god have mercy on your soul.

Somebody had a case of the Mondays

Friends, Compatriots, lend me your keyboards.

Watch me unleash fury and unbridled rage on my coworkers for being saddled with unnecessary TPS reports.

"No Man, shit no, I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that"

Caillou . .

Ok, so this thing's interesting. It's almost as if a canoe and a sunfish did it dirty and by some miracle had a baby that was both a canoe and sail dinghy. Seems like getting down with one of these Caillou things might be tough to manage (no boom, chaotic tacking/jibing etc) but, this dude sailing it here obviously rocks! Caillou also comes with an optional double boat bike dolly.

Chopper Fishing

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Fame!!

Well, social commentary # 1 here...give the world the next best thing, and they'll blow you like the wind does Kansas. No kidding. Chances are, as i type this there's a merger in the works between the agents of Michael Phelps and about a dozen A-List hot chicks looking to ramp-up their public image. And by merger, i mean Mike's about to get laaaiiid. I'm pretty sure that's how it works in Hollywood.

But somewhere in this giant global ball-washing for our countries' newest phenom, there's an important message: Invest your kids in the most outrageous shit (like swimming), because you never know what will pay off. Chris Pinault swears on grooming his kid to be an NFL punter. I think there's something to that...

Paul Gilbert - Insane Metal Guitar!

Womens Beach Vollyball

http://www.nbcolympics.com/beachvolleyball/photos/galleryid=122861.html

F#CK YEAH - Scientists say they're closer to invisibility material

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible.

Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects.

Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional objects.

The findings, by scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are to be released later this week in the journals Nature and Science.

The new work moves scientists a step closer to hiding people and objects from visible light, which could have broad applications, including military ones.

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• Scientists set sights on invisibility cloaks

People can see objects because they scatter the light that strikes them, reflecting some of it back to the eye.

Cloaking uses materials, known as metamaterials, to deflect radar, light or other waves around an object.

Metamaterials are mixtures of metal and circuit board materials such as ceramic, Teflon or fibre composite.

SACO River Comedy

Everything I know I learned from Dumb and Dumber

Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

Thoughts on the Manny Trade

I asked several people what one is to do when their favorite player gets traded off their favorite baseball team. The responses ranged from "start crying," or "get drunk." I chose the latter of the two, and I realized that Manny is still my favorite baseball player regardless of what uniform he wears.

I'm not sure whether or not it was a smart business move to trade Manny, we'll have to see how Jason Bay pans out, but I do know that I feel insanely lucky to have had the chance to watch a sure-in hall-a-famer win two World Series for the Red Sox.

Needless to say my No. 99 Dodgers Jersey is on order.

Listen in the Missionary Position - Nas - "What it is"

Struggling

I know. I've been struggling to post new material. But, at least I have an excuse, I was busy with my sister getting married and a debaucheries-filled trip (to say the least) to the Saco River in Maine.