Holy Testicle Tuesday - Meghan Fox

Listen in the Missionary Position - Foo Fighters "Stacked Actors"

DJ Premier Interview

DJ Premier interview... He talks about making tracks with NAS and BIG. I'm a giant fan so it was fun for me to watch...

Why New Bedford Gets A Bad Rap

A 7 foot Jesus picture showed up on the side of a video rental place on the boulevard. Locals have been visiting the spot, puzzled and amazed. The owner has said the picture will remain on the wall. One thing we do know from the interview,"Whoever did it did a good job, and they did it sneakily too!"

The interview is what to watch: http://wbztv.com/local/new.bedford.jesus.2.967240.html

Holy Testicle Tuesday - elisha cuthbert

Listen in the Missionary Position - Busta Rhymes, The Game, Raekwon, Mack 10 "Watch How You Talk"

Three Headed Monster

New photo released by interscope records. It was shot at a video shoot, that is not for "crack a bottle."

All three artists are said to release albums this year. Eminem is dropping two this year!

Listen in the Missionary Position - "Rome" By Phoenix

Do yourself a giant favor and listen to this track by Phoenix. Click link below. Holler.

http://etmusiquepourtous.com/audio/Phoenix%20-%20Rome.mp3

Hip Hop Friday - Jay-Z "Excuse Me Miss" Kayne Remix

classic remix joint...

Jenga!!

at the time, this gave me a bad jolt. but without further ado...

Foxy Lady beckons unemployed with the hope of a job

Thanks to the authors of the Facemouth for reaching in their pockets and making one dollar bills rain on strippers, the Foxy lady is going strong and keeping people employed........

"There’s a new audience for the Foxy Lady’s come-hither ads: the unemployed.

One of the state’s best-known strip clubs is hosting a job fair on Saturday, promising to hire as many as 25 new employees as managers, dancers, DJs, bartenders and bouncers. The club has about 75 employees.

The business is not exactly booming, and many of the new employees will replace existing staff, said office manager Lori Savickas. But the staggering unemployment rate in Rhode Island has created a big talent pool the Foxy Lady hopes to tap.

More than 10 percent of job seekers in Rhode Island cannot find work, the highest level in 30 years. One result, Savickas said, is that long spells of unemployment are leading some Rhode Islanders to shed their hang-ups about the adult-entertainment industry.

“With the way unemployment is right now, there are a lot of people looking for a job who normally wouldn’t come to the Foxy Lady,” Savickas said. “They’re just hungry to start working somewhere. They might find out that it is totally different than they expected.”

She said the Foxy Lady hopes to find “new faces” to reenergize the business, which has seen increased competition from newer nightclubs.

Overqualified job seekers might not find the Foxy Lady a place to spend a career, Savickas said, but added that former employees have used their experience at the strip club to land jobs in more traditional segments of the hospitality industry.

For the club, known for its showgirls and “Legs and Eggs” Friday brunch, the new blood could help liven up the atmosphere and draw in recession-weary customers hesitant to leave the house, she said. “Everyone is choosy right now about where they spend their money because they don’t have the money to spend,” Savickas said.

The job fair begins at 11 a.m. at the club, at 318 Chalkstone Ave., in Providence."

wood spiders

my bad if this video wasn't playing. Should be corrected now. This version i edited down. In the original, it goes downhill after the hammock scene.

Holy Testicle Tuesday - Jenna Jameson

If you don't have Virtual Sex by Jenna, you need to step your game up.

Listen in the Missionary Position - Reckoner Remix - Three Leaves and a Head RMX

awesome remix

Happy St. Patty's (Week)

Let the festivities begin...

How to Pee With Morning Wood

Forwarded emails occasionally are super funny.... Props to Fatty for forwarding over the following...

How to Pee With Morning Wood

Every morning men wake up to this catch-22: you desperately have to pee, but you have an erection, which makes it hard to urinate, but the hard-on won't go away until you empty your bladder. It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself.

You may have developed your own technique for dealing with this catch-22, but if not, here are some methods to take care of the aiming part, customized for the angle of your dangle.

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The Flying Wallenda

If your erection angles up acutely, pointing at the ceiling, you’re out of luck. Your best bet is to install a trapeze over your toilet so you can hang upside down and let gravity do the rest. Warning: Attempting this maneuver using the shower curtain rod may result in head injury.

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Strong Arming

This is the brute force method. If your penis points straight out or up, you may have to bend it to your will. Grasp the shaft or press down on the top gently but firmly so your boner bends downward, pointing toward the bowl. Keep the pressure on and don’t let it slip, or you may end up spraying the wall or squirting yourself in the face. Note: In some cases this won’t work because bending constricts the flow of urine too much. If your erection is too hard, don’t force it down – you could break something, seriously.

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The Lunge

If your morning wood slopes at a downward angle, consider yourself blessed. All you need to do is lunge forward so your stream of urine angles into the toilet. This prevents you from overshooting the bowl. Toward the end, as your stream gets weaker, you can deepen the lunge to avoid dribbling on the floor.

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Downward Dog

This position will work for just about anybody, but it is a little difficult to get into, and – if someone walks in on you – potentially kind of embarrassing. Stand facing away from the toilet, with a foot on either side of the bowl. Bend forward at the waist until you’re touching the floor (or the opposing wall, or the tub, depending on your bathroom layout). Adjust your stance so your junk is well inside the bowl - you don't want the pee to run down your front. If you get caught, claim that you like to wake up with a morning yoga workout.

Note: This position may encourage you to take better aim in general, since it will bring you face-to-face with the residue of near-misses and splatters that coat the floor and outer bowl surface.

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The Plank

Another one for guys who point straight out or slightly down. Stand a foot or two away from the toilet and lean forward, supporting your weight by putting your hands on the wall above the toilet. Take aim and hold your body rigid. This position also strengthens your abs and core muscles.

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The Girly Man

Sometimes you just have to suck it up and sit down to pee. Sit on the john with your legs apart and lean forward so your penis points down into the bowl. You may have to press down on your erection slightly to make sure you don't pee out and down the front of the bowl. And no, sitting down doesn’t make you any less manly, especially if there are extenuating circumstances. What? You say it’s so long you can’t keep it from dragging in the water? Oh, alright then.

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Leg Up

It’s not uncommon to have an erection that curves to one side or the other. If yours does this, you’ll need to compensate accordingly. Use the bathroom walls to brace yourself as you balance on one foot and tilt your body until your curve is pointing down toward the toilet bowl. You might want to install a grab bar by the toilet if you do this regularly.

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The Superman

If you're a man of steel in the morning, you might as well be a superhero. Tie on the bedsheet for a cape, mount the bowl in a single bound, and make like you're flying. Hopefully the pressure relief will be like Kryptonite for your boner.

T-Rex

You've probably seen Rob Dyrdek's new show Fantasy Factory--and Rob's dope little T-Rex that he rides around in. Street legal. 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. Manufactured by a company called Campagna out of Canada.

And in case you were wondering, MSRP $50,000.

So why is everything i want so pathetically out of reach?? And then the answer hit me, right when i posted the photo for this thing...

I Should Joined Band

Holy Testicle Tuesday

Great Durex Commercial

RIP - Notorious BIG

Please play "Hypnotize" at my funeral as well.

Man on a Wire

We we're talking about this the other day. Extreme, even with the possibility of grabbing the wire to save yourself...


just ignore the cheese at the end of this

Hip Hop Friday - Pete Rock "Pete's Jazz"

Manny still amazes me

"Ex-Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez put his Ritz-Carlton penthouse on the market for $8.5 million yesterday, the same day the slugger inked a $45 million deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers...

Ramirez, who bought the place in 2001 for $5.8 million, put the penthouse up for sale once before, listing it at $6.9 million in 2005."

So let me get this straight. Manny bought the place in 2001 for 5.8 Million before the housing market collapsed, attempted to re-sell it for 6.9 Mil in 2005, and is now willing to "unload" it for a cool 8.5??

All joking aside, do you think Manny is even aware that the economy is in crisis?

Either he has surrounded himself with complete idiots who tell him just what he wants to hear. Or, he just doesnt give a shit about anything.

I'd like to think it's the latter.

Magic Beans

I wasn't aware that Bill was down with magic beans too.......

Thanks to the Boston Globe for this gem.

Man admits attacking Chuck E. Cheese mascot

A gem in the Standard Times....

"NEW BEDFORD — A Fairhaven man will pay a $500 fine after pleading guilty Monday to assaulting a Chuck E. Cheese mascot last year in Dartmouth.

Trahan Pires, 34, ripped the mascot's headwear off, pointed a finger at the man underneath the mouse costume and yelled at him because he thought the mascot had picked up his son and pinned him against a video game, court records said.

The incident occurred in May 2008, during a birthday party for Pires' 11-year-old son at the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in the Dartmouth Towne Center.

During the party, the boy ran to his relatives crying, saying that "Chuck" the mascot had picked him up by the arms, pinned him against a game and ordered the boy to leave him alone, court records said.

Jessie Carvalho, 19, who was dressed as the mascot, told police that while he was walking through the gaming area, a group of youths jumped on him, tried to knock him over and remove his costume.

Carvalho said he put his arms forward to move the youths away from him but never grabbed any of them, court records said.

Carvalho was charged with assault and battery but was acquitted Jan. 12 after a jury trial in New Bedford District Court.

A woman who was present in the restaurant said she saw Carvalho telling the youths to stop but said he never grabbed any of them. She added that Carvalho accidentally bumped Pires' son while turning around, court records aid.

The boy did not have any visible injuries and resumed playing with his friends after police interviewed him at the restaurant, court records said.

Meanwhile, prosecutors had requested that Pires — who was charged with assault and battery — serve six months in jail and attend anger management classes.

Judge John M. Julian ordered Pires to pay a fine instead."

Nurses Fired Over Cell Phone Photos Of Patient

This kind of stuff cracks me up.....

"LAKE GENEVA, Wis. -- Nurses accused of photographing a patient and posting the pictures on the Internet have been fired. The investigation started with an anonymous call from an employee at Mercy Walworth Medical Center in Lake Geneva, with the allegation that a nurse took pictures of a patient with her cell phone and posted them on her Facebook page.Last week, the nurse told 12 News she never posted the pictures on the Internet. Investigators have since interviewed the nurse and said she offered more details."There were two nurses that independently took a picture each of an X-ray of a patient," Walworth County Undersheriff Kurt Picknell said.The patient was admitted to the emergency room with an object lodged in his rectum. Police said the nurse explained she and a co-worker snapped photos when they learned it was a sex device. Police said discussion about the incident was posted on her Facebook page, but they haven't found anyone who actually saw the pictures.The nurse removed her Facebook page from the Internet last week. Without more, Picknell said this conduct does not appear to violate any state laws. He has referred the case to the FBI."We've notified federal authorities of this allegation to see if there are federal violations, most notably HIPAA violations, patient rights," he said.The hospital did not return a call seeking comment."

Brilliant Product Names Pt. 3 - Morning Burst

Facial scrub named Morning Burst, what more can I say besides Brilliant product naming?

Nad's Hair Removal, Morning Thunder Coffee.... they just keep getting better.....

Is there anybody out there?

despite our rad new image (many thanks to Mikey-Mike), the Facemouth looks like it's dying. Neglected, by the very bros it was designed to reach.

It's like some little bird, flying off in the distance. So before it's fucking gone completely...

Boeinnngg!!!

Saw this on Fox news tonight. Apparently Southwest Airlines has unveiled their latest Boeing 737 Commerical Jet--the Bar Rafaeli edition. Some kind of promo set to the release of the 09 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

I mean, you really gotta hand it to Southwest here. Just when public sensitivity and political correctness have reached all time highs.......... they go and plaster a pair of kong-size titties front and center.

Staying Alive

i had never seen this before, and i doubt anyone else has either.

if there's one song that makes me want to do space coke every time i hear it, this is it. Among the most enormous dance tracks ever created.