The Next Life - Woody Allen

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better everyday. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, you drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and Voila! You finish off as an orgasm. I rest. - Woody Allen

I'm a big fan of this piece of writing.

Confirmed - Anchorman 2

The original Anchorman changed my life. Needless to say when I heard confirmed reports that the sequel was being made, I got a huge boner.

RIP - The Blue Demon - 1996 Volvo

Well, I guess the blue demon isn't officially dead, but I'm judging by the way it hacked up a lung and its heart stopped on the way to work this morning that it's pretty much done-zo. It couldn't be revived as a random passerby helped me in an attempt to jump start its heart.

I think that people give their old cars less credit than they should. Although the blue demons windows wouldn't go down, and it sounded like a dump truck, the demon took me places.

Blue Demon - your a member of my long list of ex-cars and you will be missed. But think of it as a glorified passing where you join my 1988 suburban.

RIP Blue Demon 7/28/08.

Chevy Chase - F@cked in the Head

Listen in the Missionary Position - "Stacks" by Jobo Musica

visit the following link to Jobo's Website: www.myspace.com/jobomusica

Volcom Stole My Acoustic Trio's Band Name!

Click photo above to see the Volcom "Who Farted" T Shirt.

Click the above link to see Who Farted - The Acoustic Trio's Website.

Suspects Found Asleep on Stolen Goods

hysterical.

S/S Friends Canvas Trunks - "I'm looking for Ray Finkle, and a clean pair of shorts."

Please click the link above to learn about SS Friends Canvas trunks.

Please click the record case picture above to listen to the dope jams on the 7" that comes with your clean pair of shorts.

Listen in the Missionary Position - Sigur Ros - Amazing

Fred Durst on Tom Green

Amazing Mustache

One of the fullest, most authoritative mustaches ever caught on video.

Algae at Olympic Sailing

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2008/jun/30/pollution.olympicgames2008?picture=335366693

Cause of Death

The Shining Soundtrack Live

My Mexican Friend

The Best Team Photos from KMR Golf Tourney

Awesome Ben Stein Article

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/13/business/13every.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=&st=nyt&oref=slogin

This Kid Is My Hero

I Heart Manny

Nad's Hair Removal Cream

I couldn't believe this when I saw it. After I stopped crying in the pharmacy I snapped a quick photo.

Who would sincerely name their hair removal cream company Nads?

Big F U - Horse Flys

Heres one of these sorry fackers before I ripped it's wings off while it was still alive. I'm not into animal cruelty, but I just don't understand the purpose of horse flys.

KMR Golf Tournament

The 1st Annual Kyle Roy Golf Tournament was a fund raising success. Sources indicated that several accredited golfers proclaimed it as one of the most attended 1st time events they've ever seen. If the events success was based on how much fun I had, well then, it was a wild success.

Serious Kudos to Mark, Matt, Cliff, and Alex for such an awesome event, for an even better cause. Thanks girls for driving around and distracting us golfers.

To learn more about the event visit the facebook event page: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2058053&id=41502309&saved#/event.php?eid=22614655609

We'll be doing the same thing next year, so if you missed it this year, be sure to play next year.

Lastly, Team Curl It In.

Hip Hop Friday - G-Unit - Let it Go

dopest jam on the new g-unit mixtape; TOS

Holler

Hip Hop Friday - Lil Wayne - La, La, La

Dopest Jam on Lil Wayne's new album

Strongly suggest you bump this

New Orleans Is One Of The Best Places to Party

This is Bourbon St. before we went into the club to celebrate my sisters fiance's bachelor party.


Bourbon St. after the club. Just us and the trash. We shut that place down.

Beavis and Butthead - Candy Sale

This is one of the better beavis and butthead episodes ever made....

uhhhh..... your nads.....

Stormy Tuesday

It got a bit stormy during team racing and we had to head in. The storm was super cool looking and I had to snap a few photos.

The Next Town Over

My buddy produces a cartoon series that has been getting some serious plays on you tube. They're funny shat, please take the time to watch a few episodes.

http://www.youtube.com/user/BoudgeBro

Eagle Kills Goat - Best Youtube Video Nominee

Kudos to Mikey Sully for sending me this link in the first place....

amazing Youtube video.....

Listen in the MIssionary Position - Ratatat - LP3

The New Ratatat CD is availible and it rocks. Check out this Youtube link of my favorite jam from the new album.

I Heart Manny

I think it's important to acknowledge that Manny is the Man.

hungover....

And for my first post.......

I'm hungover and I feel very strongly about the fact that getting up early and going to work sucks.