4/30/09
4/24/09
4/23/09
Holy Testicle Thursday - Olga Kurylenko
I know it's not Tuesday, and I'm not changing the post to "Holy Testicle Thursday." But I felt so strongly that this needed to be posted as soon as possible for the greater good of the Face Mouth reading population.
Holler.
LAKE CHARGOGGAGOGGMANCHAUGGA-GOGGCHAUBUNAGUNGAMAUGG
Who knew we had America's longest name for a lake in MA, not me.
The lake is more commonly known as Lake Chaubunagungamaug, or even Webster Lake. The name is said to be the longest place name in America and the top 6 in the world. My next question is what are the other places names? Well here are two the others If I wrote them all it will take up this whole blog page.
4/22/09
El Paton Gomez
This guy cut us off on the highway, on our way up to Boston on Monday. He was doing a red hot 45 miles per hour.
El Paton yields for no man.
4/20/09
Extreme Relaxation
I can relate to this guy. Extreme Relaxation is my thing, too.
around 1:20 is when he's really feelin' it.
Happy Marathon Monday: Push it to the Limit
There's only a handful of events on earth where shitting your pants is tolerated.
I can't even believe i'm posting this photo. So sick.
4/17/09
Tyson
I'm not gonna lie, i haven't decided yet whether the new Tyson documentary (April 24th) is something i'm willing to go to a theatre to see.
But if you think i'm not excited for this, you're dead wrong.
I'm gonna pee on you, piss on you, pee on youuu.
A 28-year-old man (Jerome Kenneth Kingzio) was sentenced to three weeks in prison for urinating on a 66-year-old woman during a Continental Airlines flight last month from Los Angeles to Honolulu. The victim was headed to Hawaii on March 21 for a scuba diving vacation and was watching an in-flight movie when Kingzio stood up next to her aisle seat and began urinating on her midway through Continental Flight 3. She pushed Kingzio back and he continued to urinate, according to the FBI's criminal complaint. Kingzio, seated a row behind the woman, he had been drinking on the flight and annoying other passengers.
This reminds me of the R. Kelly skit Chappelle did.
This reminds me of the R. Kelly skit Chappelle did.
4/14/09
4/10/09
Hip Hop Friday - Busta Rhymes "Cut From a Different Cloth"
Busta really is one of the best rap careers out there. His longevity, work with TCQ, early flipmode squad, and now his work with Dr. Dre's Label.... The hits just keep on coming..
Take a listen to this joint... At full blast...
Goldenrod
A dear friend and myself recently came up with the idea to have a porn name party. Where you come dressed up as your porn name alter ego (middle name and street name / first pet name etc.) The FACEMOUTH crew will be hosting the first porn name party very soon, so stay tuned.
When I was driving home from work yesterday I saw this street sign and I knew someday that I'd have to live on this street just so my porn name could be Grier Goldenrod.
Songs to F#ck To, Sebastien Tellier "Roche"
Put down your Courvoisier and quit lubing your light switch. Instead, throw on this smooth ass Sebastien Tellier jam, lay back and get your mind right.
4/8/09
4/3/09
Is it in you?
I had to do some background on this one, but it checks out i think-- John Holmes actually starred in a 1970's gatorade commercial. Huh. No shit.
4/2/09
THIS IS Jeopardy!!
The more i watch Jeopardy, the more it becomes clear to me. Alex Trebek is fucking nuts. I can't really tell how genuine this first video is...
4/1/09
April Fools
April Fools Day. It's a day once a year that we can prank someone and its totally fine. If you snooze you lose and must wait another year for revenge. All I have to say is thats alot of plastic wrap.
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