One of These Guys Looks Like a Thumb

Hip Hop Friday - "Life Is Better" Q-Tip and Norah Jones

Holy Testicle Tuesday (Friday) - Diora Baird

Best Picture of Fatty Ever?

Dunkin Donuts Wipeout

There is a certain level of separation anxiety that occurs when you lose a cup of coffee, so I can partially relate to this guy. As for the separation that occured in this mans tailbone, I'm not quite sure. Props the Boston Globe.

A Cross the Universe

This looks pretty badass, in a 'steve-0, almost disturbing kind of way.' But if you're into electronica, and the band Justice more specifically....

What road do you live on?

Reading street names is always fun, whether navigating thru the streets or trying to create your porn name. Britain holds it down with some of the funniest I've heard. Maybe because I'm tired and its Friday but this article is pretty funny. Click on the title to go directly to the link.

Listen in the Missionary Position - Animal Collective "My Girl"

Best Picture of Fatty Ever?

Hip Hop Friday - Obie Trice "You Burn"

See Everything

Hip Hop Friday - 50 Cent

This is a bunch of new shit from 50 cent....

Listen in the Missionary Position - "Crack The Bottle" Eminem Feat. Dr Dre and 50 Cent

Holy Testicle Tuesday

My delayed hangover and 200 emails I need to respond to prevent me from posting a more substantial "holy testicle tuesday."

This week we dive into the origin of the "holy testicle tuesday."

Bosingwa!

Jose Bosingwa of FC Chelsea has the sickest Uni-Brow i've ever seen. End of story.

I almost spit out my coffee when i first saw it, pathetically hungover on Sunday morning, watching English Premier on an 80 inch projection screen.

For everyone who was there to witness the majesty...





and another...




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yessah.

Heart Attack Grill

Anyone out there going to be in Arizona... Well if you are this place looks great. No diet soda, no filtered cigs, no lettuce on your burger just tasty un-healthy food. Check out the CBS review, http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n.

This also reminds me of how cool Denny's Beer Barrel is in Clearfield, PA. Its about a 7 hour drive from RI. I attempted to eat the 2lb burger in under 1 hour with no utensils and failed. The burger was the size of my head and I have a big head. http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/

Shrinkage

Shrinkage. It is the inevitable demise of even the longest shlong. There is simply nothing to prevent your one eyed monster from fizzling away back towards the warmth of your body when suffering through frigid conditions.

Okay, so it is one thing to get out of the chilly ocean and know your guy is pathetically small, but to have the cover of your trunks. Or another frequent, in my youth, was to be partying in the woods by a fire on a cold fall night, going to to take a leak and then the frosty air combined with icicle finger tips turns your healthy member into a turtle head running for shelter. But again no one there is to witness the humiliation.

Now take a look at this poor bastard, http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html

Attention all Facemouth readers. Check your fold down seats on the lifts this season, warm your hands before taking a leak in the frosty climates and thank God for the existence of hot tubs and all that happens under the bubbles. Have fun up at S.R.!